My first kiss went a little like this

       I was in the first grade just a young one, Still chasing girls around the playground but at the same time still believed in cooties. It was a grey sky type of day I woke up that morning knowing something was a little fishy about the day. I got ready for school, same old routine, walked out the door and down my long driveway waiting for the bus. As I stood there waiting for my bus with my lunch box in one hand I looked up in the sky and once again got that funny feeling. I got onto the bus and sat in my normal seat by myself like usual. We get to the next bus stop and here comes this new girl, and what does she do, seats down right next to me. Of course she does at first I didn't think much about it until she tried to talk to me, thats when things went downhill. Obviously being the gentlemen I am at age 7 I respond to her and start a little conversation. Now before I continue don't get me wrong this girl was drop dead gorgeous, prettiest girl I've ever seen. We start really getting into the conversation, it was getting intense, to intense for a little kid like me. Then it happened, she got on top of me and starting sucking my face!! I quickly pushed her off and almost started gagging, the kid across the aisle starting full on barfing! Yeah she was pretty and all but everyone knows that girls have cooties! For the rest of that long bus ride to school we sat silently with a stench of fish sticks in the air. I never saw that girl again, I’m very thankful for that because I don’t know what I would do with myself if I saw her again.